Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Two words: nipple clamps
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