My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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