i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
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