I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
You did what with his pubic hair?
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