You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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