There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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