how can u be prego again
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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