come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
it was like having sex with a tree stump
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I have already put on my inside pants.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
You ruined the universe
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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