omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Your cock deserves a montage
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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