There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
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I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
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My breasts were aching with rage.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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