i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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