And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
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I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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