So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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