wrigley field is MILF paradise
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
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It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
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Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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