I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
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