I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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