I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
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If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
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The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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