Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
where does the pee come out of this thing
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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