so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
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My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
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I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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