11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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