You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Randomize
