: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
