I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
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This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
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I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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