god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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