come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
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I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
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Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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