are you still at the devil's house?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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