Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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