He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
my nose is crying tears of wow.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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