so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
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guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
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After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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