im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
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she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
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I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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