he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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