My girlfriend figured out who you are.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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