I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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