im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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