i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
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I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize