I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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