I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Drunk walkin through police station. America
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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