everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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