Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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