I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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