If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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