i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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