On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
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His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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