Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
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I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
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I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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