what if every blade of grass was a penis?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
it's like iHOP with fire
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
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Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
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Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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