if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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