bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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