Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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