So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I think I am morally bankrupt
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
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Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
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I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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