That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
