Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
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great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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