When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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