Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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